you (5:41:05 PM): so i didn't drink milk for like 7 months
you (5:41:11 PM): cuz i was to cheap
you (5:41:18 PM): and now i've been drinking a crapload
you (5:41:22 PM): because milk is awesome
me (5:41:23 PM): ohhh
me (5:41:29 PM): and cheap, with ma
you (5:41:40 PM): and my body didn't know what to do with all the calcium any more
you (5:41:43 PM): so it grew a new bone
you (5:41:49 PM): so now i gotta get that hacked off
you (5:42:07 PM): which ironically, will cost substantially more than 7 months worth of milk

some stuffs

these are things that are happening in the life of the blogger:

1. the vagina monologues: i'm in it. performing tonight, thursday, and friday. this is weird. i don't act.
2. i have a radio show on my college's radio station, KUPS "the sound." it's at 8am on fridays. you should go to kups.ups.edu and get the webcast, then record my show and listen to it when it's not that ungodly hour. there's some other good stuff on there too.
3. no complaints about the upcoming valentine's day.
4. yes, eric, i've been keeping up with dog damnit. you guys make me giggle. and sometimes i pee a little. i'm getting this looked at by a physician.

rockin' the screen tees

Apparently people still own and wear these tee-shirts.
Recent sitings:

Love Sucks.
True Love Swallows.

I lost my phone number.
Can I have yours?

You've been a bad girl.
Go to my room.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
...Or should I walk by again?


Anybody else spotted some of these gems lately?